Putin’s attempts to join the cast of Teletubbies thwarted
In a dashing blow to Valdimir Putin’s ego, his attempts to get cast in the role of Tinky Winky were thwarted.
“He was clearly overacting” and “Does this guy think his poo doesn’t stink?” are some of the conversational banter that could be heard above the laughter of Putin’s butchery of Tinky Winky.
It is rumored that Putin’s desperate gasp at salvation of his fragile ego involves spending whatever it takes to bring Duck Tales to Broadway with Putin in the leading role of Scrooge McDuck.
I’m sure everyone detained in Russia wishes Putin the best!