Fantasy Football Week 12 guesses and Week 11 recap — The Perspective — Another Purrrr-Fect Week!
That sound you hear is the bottom falling out. Some teams were officially eliminated from Championship playoff contention this week and others crept closer to the ultimate prize!
P.S. – Would someone in our league, please look into a trophy of some sort. That would be badass!
Last weeks predictions and actual results;
DOBACK & HUFF (3-7) VS. THE PEACOCK SLAYER (2-7-1)
Prediction – D&H – 122 TPS – 122 ANOTHER TIE!!!
ACTUAL SCORE – D&H – 125 TPS – 104 PRACTICALLY A TIE!!! AMAZING!
THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE (7-3) VS. THATS ONE IN A ROW (4-5-1)
Our Crazy Ass Prediction — T1IAR – 138 TTS – 130
ACTUAL SCORE – TTS- 122 T1IAR – 86 – MATT STAFFORD (47 FF PTS) IS A UNREGISTERED SEX OFFENDER BASED ON HOW HE MOLESTED CAROLINA.
ZALLA’S BALLER’S (6-4) VS. BATTLE CRY – LEEROY JENKINS (5-5)
Too much firepower for ZB’s continues the streaking Leeroy’s…streak.
ZB’s – 124 BCLJ – 103
ACTUAL SCORE – ZB’S – 148 BCLJ – 91 IF LEEROY JENKINS FALLS AND NO ONE IS AROUND TO HEAR IT… DID IT HAPPEN? YES, IT DID.
BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE (6-4) VS. THE REAL MCCOY (6-4)
TRM – 148 BGTD – 133
ACTUAL SCORE – TRM – 154 BGTD – 107 THIS WIN MADE ME MAKE MY “O” FACE.
3-1 on the week… Tie goes to the prognosticator! 18-9-1 on the season. I need another hobby.
Onto this next surreal week of Football. Thanksgiving games, saturday, sunday and monday football goodness! I cannot wait to get into my sweat pants, eat waaaaay tooooo much and pass out from all the tryptophan overload. Happy Thanksgiving!
Here are the quick predictions.
The Runt of the Litter Matchup.
LESS IS MOORE (8-3) V. THE PEACOCK SLAYER (2-8-1) A Rematch of the game that was the reason for TPS team name. In their first meeting, TPS’ destroyed LIM by scoring 178 points. Remember those days… CJ2K was a top 10 pick and Andre Johnson had healthy hammies. Well Andre is back and CJ0K is still the starting RB, which is saying something. Interesting tidbit! Based on CJ0k’s recent contract, he makes $812,500 per game and based on his season his statistics work out something like this;
10 games started
509 yds rushing
2 rushing TD’s
265 yds receiving
a total of 774 yards of total offense in 10 games.
Based on yardage, Chris Johnson costs $1,050 per yard.
Based on value, Arian Foster makes $32,900 per game and even missing this seasons first 2 games with an injury he has amassed 1,185 total yards from scrimmage and 8 TD’s.
His value is $28 per yard. I’m sure Chris Johnson owners, fans and the Tennessee Titans hope he gets his sh*t together and stops immediately falling down when brushed by a defender. It’s like he’s auditioning for Powder Puff.
LIM – 145 TPS – 130
The Catnip Contest!
BRANDON LLOYD CHRISTMAS (7-4) V. DOBACK & HUFF (4-7)
Doback was unofficially elminated from the championship chase last week, but the playoffs and second tier run still exist. In. His. Dreams. BOOM! BLC is stoked to bring the heat this week. Aaron & Romo are the Stella’s of this league… Getting their groove’s back. It’s cause for Paws!
BLC – 149 D&H – 120
Battle of the Last Cat Standing!
BATTLE CRY – LEEROY JENKINS (5-6) V. THAT’S 1 IN A ROW (4-6-1)
The tie. It’s all about the tie. Just ask Donald Trump. If he was in jeans and polo, people would think he was a D-bag. Anyways, with hopes for the 4th spot still alive for both teams, its a battle royale for all the marbles this week. Loser is done. May the FURR-ce be with you...
BCLJ – 118 T1IAR – 117
The Coolest Matchup this league has yet to see.
ZALLA’S BALLER’S (7-4) V. BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE (6-5)
Boom needs to win to make playoffs, otherwise things could get interesting! ZB’s are comfortable, but can lock up playoffs with a win.
ZB’s – 136 BGTD – 133
Have a great holiday everyone and be safe!
Remember to give thanks to all the troops.