Week 11 Fantasy Football Picks & Week 10 Recap – The Perspective – Ay Carumba!
Time to take off your rose colored goggles and focus on reality… This is anybody’s league right now and this is a BIG week!
My picks for Week 10 were as follows;
THE REAL MCCOY (6-3) VS. ZALLERS BALLAS (5-4)
PICK — TRM – 139 ZB – 127
REAL — ZB – 198 TRM – 132
Another week of facing the highest scoring team and finishing with the second highest score in the league!! Yay!
THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE (6-3) VS. BATTLE CRY LEROY JENKINS (5-4)
PICK — TTS – 130 BCLJ – 128
REAL — TTS – 110 BCLJ – 106
Yeah, I’m that good!
BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE (5-4) VS. DOBACK & HUFF (3-6)
PICK — D&H – 122 BGTD – 121
REAL — BGTD -126 D&H – 63
ONE IN A ROW (4-5) VS. THE PEACOCK SLAYER (2-7)
PICK — TPS – 149 T1IAR – 147
REAL — TPS – 116 T1IAR – 116
There are ties in this league??? WTF? This win should have gone to the Peacocks due to higher scoring Bench. Just Saying.
1-2-1 this past week. 15-8-1 overall.
Here are the Week 11 prognostications…
This weeks matchups are going to be compared to Caddyshack characters, as I find myself in good spirits and with some extra time on my hands.
“PS – Steve, text me about borrowing the bike this weekend! I’ll give it to you half price for throwing this weeks game! Wait a minute, did I hit ‘reply’ or ‘reply to all'”…
The “Spaulding Smails” Matchup –
DOBACK & HUFF (3-7) VS. THE PEACOCK SLAYER (2-7-1)
I remember when drafting Cam Newton & Miles Austin seemed like good ideas. I also can recall when the Peacock Slayers actually slayed a Peacock, which sounds creepily like a Rest Stop term for a handjob or something. (Where’s my hand sanitizer…ewwww…)
I have no idea what to guess here, so let’s say…
D&H – 122 TPS – 122 ANOTHER TIE!!!
The “Al Czervik” Matchup –
THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE (7-3) VS. THATS ONE IN A ROW (4-5-1)
Well, well, well. 1st place TTS faces a team that is techinically alive due to a tie. So be it. This matchup is soooo Al Czervik in the sense that it gets no respect! 1 in a Row has a real chance to change his own fortunes and make a last stand for the playoffs by defeating the top team which has been less then impressive. This battle comes down to which replacement players for the BYE players does better. Reggie Bush in for Arian Foster (vs) Matt Moore in for Drew Brees. Both large downgrades, but both should do reasonably well.
Our Crazy Ass Prediction — T1IAR – 138 TTS – 130
The “Carl Spackler” Matchup –
“It’s in the Hole!”
ZALLA’S BALLER’S (6-4) VS. BATTLE CRY – LEEROY JENKINS (5-5)
This matchup is Carl Spackler all day long. Not overly educated, a bit of a lisp, sweat stains in the pits, raw hate of gophers and love of homemade wine. It’s straight Kentucky Bluegrass Hybrid Grass… play 36 holes on it in the afternoon and just get stoned off it later that night! CANNONBALL COMING!!
Too much firepower for ZB’s continues the streaking Leeroy’s…streak.
ZB’s – 124 BCLJ – 103
The “Judge Smails” Matchup –
BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE (6-4) VS. THE REAL MCCOY (6-4)
The odds that Boom scores the league high score this week are good, namely because he is facing arch nemesis TRM! I think I heard something go BOOM. Maybe it was the tension in the room. If BOOM’s fill in’s handle their business, this is gonna be a good matchup. If Carson Palmer goes all “Rosy Palmer” on BOOM, then its a snooze fest.
We think the latter applies as Romo & Rodgers bring the SPANX this week. “YOU’LL GET NOTHING & LIKE IT!” ~ Judge Smails
TRM – 148 BGTD – 133
Have a great week kiddies and don’t forget to pay it forward. Do something random like pay a toll for the person behind you or buy the next coffee for the person in line. It will come back in spades!